Posted December 12, 2018 10:07:00 This is a question that has been posed to us a number of times over the past few months.
We’ve compiled a list of the top 10 worst electrical engineer jokes and decided to rank them from worst to best.
We wanted to rank these as well because the most common questions people ask are: Which of the 10 worst electric engineering jokes are the most obvious?
And which are the best?
Here are the answers.1.
“It’s so simple that it should be obvious.”
– “The only reason I could have done this was to prove to the world that I’m an idiot.”
– John Travolta2.
“What a dumb idea.
Just use a screwdriver.”
– Kevin Bacon3.
“This is a problem with a system, not with me.
I don’t care what’s inside.”
– Michael J. Fox4.
“I had to go through a long and painful process of making this work.
It’s a bit like having a pet dog.
It was easy to take care of.”
– Peter Dinklage5.
“Don’t even think about it.”
– Mike Tyson6.
“My hair looked like it was falling out from the sun.”
– James Earl Jones7.
“The way you say it makes me feel like I’ve just been bitten by a radioactive spider.”
– Neil Young8.
“If you can’t find the right size bottle of sunscreen, it means you’ve got a bad sunburn.”
– Matt Damon9.
“Do I have to be an electrical engineer to understand why you’re wearing a helmet?”
– Paul Rudd10.
“There’s nothing better than being at a party in a white lab coat and trying to write an algorithm in your sleep.”
– Alan Moore